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18 May 2010 @ 01:00 am
Fic ~ Bringing Sexy Back (Rated R, Jensen/Cougar, Pre-Movie)  

Title - Bringing Sexy Back
Rating - R
Warnings - Slash. Striptease/lapdance. Hotness!
Disclaimer - Don't own em. Wish like hell I did.

Done for ardentsinner  prompt over on thelosers_fans  Prompt called for Jensen trying to give a better lapdance than a stripper. Twas too much fun to pass up! And the title does come from Justin Timberlake's song "SexyBack". It was the song I imagined Jensen dancing too while I wrote this.

"No." Cougar said firmly.

Well, actually, he didn't say anything. He just leveled a look at Jensen, eyes dark beneath the brim of his hat, and crossed his arms. That was Cougar's way of saying 'no'. The sniper spoke his own language, and Jensen was fluent in that particular language.

"Oh c'mon. It'll be fun! I'll fall over repeatedly, maybe some girl will take pity on me and give me happy time in the back room, and tomorrow I'll be hungover but happy. Or I'll win and get a hundred bucks outta those guys. I can't lose!" Cougar quirked an eyebrow, a gesture that would've been lost were it not for the flashing lights coming from the main room into the back hallway where they stood. "And I'll....um.....I won't talk to you for a week!" Cougar rolled his eyes. "You're right, I can't promise that. Okay, I'll do whatever you want. I swear!" Jensen held up three fingers, swaying slightly on his feet. Cougar smirked.

"Not a girl." Jensen blinked at him, too far gone to fully process the joke. Cougar rolled his eyes again, still smiling, and closed his hand over Jensen's, folding the fingers back down. The blonde looked at him for a minute, confused and a little hurt through the haze of alcohol. Cougar wrapped his hand around Jensen's wrist and began pulling him back out to the main room.

"Awesome! This is gonna be great, man, you'll see! And hey, if I win, I'll split the winnings with you!" Cougar just shook his head sadly, barely hiding his smile as he led his slightly inebriated best friend back over to where the rest of their team was waiting expectantly. Remembering himself, Cougar released Jensen before the others saw. Pooch was the first to notice their return.

"There you guys are! We thought maybe you'd ducked out."

"No way, Jose! I just had to give my man here a little pep talk," Jensen laughed, slapping Cougar's chest. Cougar just looked away, pointedly ignoring the worldly grins on Clay and Roque's faces.

"All right then, man, let's see whatcha got!" The four men threw their money down on the table, then Roque pushed out a chair for Cougar with his foot. Cougar again ignored the rest of his team and sat down with his back to them, slouching and crossing his arms. Jensen stood in front of him for a moment, hands on his hips, silently scanning the spaniard. Something in his eyes made Cougar shift slightly in his seat. He was waiting for the hacker to break into a grin and shout "gotcha!", or just fall over, too drunk to do this, but part of him knew it was unavoidable. A challenge had been issued by the rest of the team, and Jensen was nothing if not too proud to back down from a challenge.

The song changed. Jensen closed his eyes and began to move, swaying his hips to the dance beat. The movement drew Cougar's eyes. When Jensen raised his arms over his head his tight tshirt rode up, exposing his pale stomach. His jeans rode low on his narrow hips, showing the light dusting of hair trailing from Jensen's bellybutton down past the waist of his pants.

"Wow, lookit him go. Didn't know the geek had it in him," Pooch murmured behind him, and Cougar's mouth was suddenly dry.

Jensen turned slowly, hips still working. When his back was to Cougar he dropped into a crouch before standing again, staying bent at the waist so his tight ass was up in the air. Cougar's hands twitched with the urge to touch. Jensen looked back at him from over his shoulder, eyes dark, and licked his lips. Cougar unconsciously did the same thing and uncrossed his arms.

Jensen stood and spun on his heels, sauntering over to Cougar. The younger man swung his pelvis side to side a little more than was necessary, but nobody was complaining. In fact, they were all pretty dumbstruck by the hacker's performance.

Jensen straddled Cougar's thighs, one knee up on the seat of the chair, and held onto the back, arms bracketing Cougar's neck. He leaned down, tilting his head, and came so close to Cougar's lips they were sharing breath, but pulled away at the last minute. Cougar, to his own chagrin, tried to move forward and get a taste of his friend, but remembered his place quickly. Jensen dragged his hands slowly down Cougar's chest and gave him a mischievous smile, eyes glancing behind him at the rest of their group. Cougar tried to look as well, but was distracted when Jensen stripped off his shirt. The spaniard's jaw dropped a bit as his eyes drank in every inch of Jensen's body. Jensen saw something in his expression that made his grin widen.

Jensen put both feet on the floor and moved back, hips keeping time with the music again. He raised his arms, making the already low-slung pants slip down a little further. Cougar saw the beginning of the v of Jensen's groin, and shifted in his seat, pants suddenly a bit too tight. Jensen ran his fingers through his hair and stroked his hands down his own torso, heavy-lidded eyes locked on Cougar's. Jensen's hands came to the fly of his jeans, and he favored the frozen sniper with a wicked smile before slowly, teasingly, undoing the button and drawing down the zipper. Cougar began breathing harshly without thinking about it.

Jensen wasn't wearing any underwear, and Cougar could see the line where blonde curls began. Jensen smiled, knowing he had this in the bag, and began turning again, keeping his pants up with only sheer will. When that ass, that tight, undulating ass came into view again, Cougar moved before he could think about what he was doing. His hand shot out, catching the back of Jensen's jeans, and pulled him into his lap, Jensen's back against his chest. Jensen half-fell onto his friend, still a little too drunk to catch himself. Before he could recover, however, Cougar grasped his chin and kissed him. Hard. After a moment Jensen moaned and hooked an arm around the sniper's neck, keeping him in place. Cougar let go of his jaw and wrapped his arms around Jensen's bare chest, pulling him closer.

Behind them the other three men sighed. "Bout fuckin' time." Roque muttered, making sure to look anywhere but at his two teammates.

"Yeah, took 'em long enough," Clay chuckled.

"You know, when Jolene told me they were in love, I thought she was nuts," Pooch smiled and shook his head. "Just goes to show you, ya know? Never question a woman on these kinda things." The three shared a laugh, sitting back from the table as the waitress, a brunette with boots and cleavage longer than her skirt, brought them their drinks. They saw her do a double take at the two men sitting in front of their table and actually blush.

"Um, you can tell your friends there's a room in the back hallway they can use," They stared at her blankly for a moment. "If they want. Those chairs aren't very comfortable." As she walked away, the men forced themselves to tear their eyes away from her ass to look at their friends. Clay started laughing, and Pooch busied himself with his beer. Roque was the one to finally find his voice.

"Cougar, get your hand out of his pants and take him to a room, dammit!"

Current Location: Home
Current Mood: chipper
Current Music: "SexyBack" by Justin Timberlake
Marvinettamarvinetta on May 18th, 2010 06:12 am (UTC)
Oh hi there.

I'll be in my bunk.

ravenmoonsonataravenmoonsonata on May 18th, 2010 06:56 am (UTC)
...I'll be in my bunk.

Nicola: jdm-fantastic-cakealocine_89 on May 18th, 2010 07:01 am (UTC)


I don't have a coherent comment in me right now. Blame the yumminess of your fic :)
Elly: Jensen stripardentsinner on May 18th, 2010 07:43 am (UTC)
Hot Damn!
OH! I LOVE YOU!!!! I shall name my first born after you!
That was AMAZING!!

"Cougar, get your hand out of his pants and take him to a room, dammit!"
No, Cougar keep your hand right in there! I'm sure Jensen wouldn't mind.

That was priceless and Jensen going commando? That's just hot.

I would have liked to say that this was our brainchild, but honestly, no way Jose, this is all you, baby! Have I said thank you for making my dream come true?
damion_starrdamion_starr on May 18th, 2010 08:24 am (UTC)
Re: Hot Damn!
Aw thank you! You're too sweet. ^_^ I'm glad you liked it. Making others happy/flail/die/go to their bunk makes me happy. XDD
vampyrerangervampyreranger on May 18th, 2010 03:13 pm (UTC)
Goddamn, girl! That was super hot!
Eclectic Goddess: Loserse_goddess on May 19th, 2010 03:28 am (UTC)
I also have a room that Cougar and Jensen could use. Just ignore the cameras, boys.

Thanks for sharing this for us!
Sadiesonar_yume_13 on May 20th, 2010 06:48 am (UTC)
... I'll be in my bunk as well.

Not only am I going to have some nice dreams tonight, but now every time I listen to "SexyBack" I will think of this fic >.< I loved it!

Plus I loved how Cougar just couldn't resist Jensen ;)
ardentsinner on May 20th, 2010 10:17 am (UTC)
Oh, btw, here's a little something to show my love. I know it's still very rough but I thought I'd share it with you this version anyway...

I'll make a proper post when I've at least cleaned it up (or inked it). Not as good as I hoped it'd turn out but I'm ok with it.

So yeah... hope you like it! It's dedicated to you. XDD

damion_starrdamion_starr on May 20th, 2010 03:09 pm (UTC)
OMG this is soo awesome, thank you! I'm putting this as the background on my phone to help me get through a long day at work. ^_^ Did I say thank you and this is awesome and OMG I LOVE YOU!!!
cougars_catnipcougars_catnip on April 18th, 2011 11:45 am (UTC)
WOW lovely picture. Very sexy. :D
aidanirlaidanirl on June 1st, 2010 12:28 pm (UTC)
damn it!

*goes to the cold shower*
cougars_catnipcougars_catnip on April 18th, 2011 11:44 am (UTC)
O-O ::cold shower time::
thescratchman: That's Right Bitchesthescratchman on September 8th, 2011 01:53 am (UTC)
OMG, LOVE. Amazing story. I like Roque's comment at the end. It would be just like him to say it, huh? :D